Break a leg

Take a good look at this dude...this may be you in a couple of years if you don't go to college. This dude is so stupid that he jumped on his girlfriend's leg until he broke it! Why did he do it? Because she asked him to do it! Now he'll be in jail for 3 years...he said this in court:

''I did break her leg, but only because she had kept on and on at me for days to do it. I only jumped on her leg to shut her up.''

Genius!